oreosis:

oreosis:

all i want from facebook is a disable old people button

okaY THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD I JUST WOULD LIKE TO STOP MY GRANDMA FROM COMMENTING ON STUFF PLEASE DONT BREAK YOUR ELDERS

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”